Poor Matt Schlapp. He was all offended by the recent goings-on at the White House Correspondents Dinner. So, he thought he’d be like his dream boat idol, Donald Trump and take to Twitter to vent his frustrations. As usual, when it comes to conservatives, he forgot that the internet will respond back and boy did they ever respond back.
Here is Matt’s original Tweet that started it all.
My wife @mercedesschlapp and I walked out early from the wh correspondents dinner. Enough of elites mocking all of us
— Matt Schlapp (@mschlapp) April 29, 2018
It all started with a single reply:
hi matt, you and your wife make more in a month than I’ve ever had in my life so let me be the first to say your name sounds like someone’s balls slapping their thigh https://t.co/UmR4dpSWyZ
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) April 30, 2018
And then came the rest of the internet:
The dude’s wife is named Mercedes and he’s complaining about elites.
— Berenstein Truther (@jmichaelbrad) April 30, 2018
My wife, Honda Accord-Terrier, agrees with this observation
— Bertrand Russell Terrier (@BeRusTerr) May 1, 2018
Ok nobody has said it so I have to, somebody schlapp that guy. There. Its the low-hanging fruit, It’s the best I could do, forgive me
— Amy Madden (@pippy67) April 30, 2018
“It isn’t about money.” – she said once, not even able to convince herself pic.twitter.com/AYiLu8pasg
— notorious w-e-e-🐝 (@John_Hood4) April 30, 2018
Ugh…you just ruined his resumé. He’ll be hilariously declined at every shoe-store for the rest of his days 📝
— Derek Janson (@Derek_Janson) April 30, 2018
Hope he falls in a bailer whilst living his “life on the farm”
— Darkly Dave (@Darkly_Dave) April 30, 2018
I keep tweeting guillotine gifs at that dude but they keep disappearing
— 😾Cat😾War😾2018😾 (@pigguface) April 30, 2018
Seriously, Matt, nobody cares about the fact you walked out of a dinner party full of Washington elites who were doing nothing but going around sniffing each other’s farts and complimenting them on the bouquet. I’m sure the Schlapps were so upset that they went home and grief-ate some wildly expensive caviar, opening fresh tins, taking only one bite, then throwing them away only to open another after another, all in front of their illegal immigrant house-servants to remind them that they throw away more money than they pay those people in a month.
The only real complaint possible regarding the Michelle Wolf controversy, and it’s “outraging” of conservatives is this: It doesn’t happen literally every day.